Once upon a time, there was a guy named Bob. Bob was an inventor. Bob made a time machine. Bob set the time for December 24th, 3000. 5 minutes later he came out of the time machine, and he saw hover board. It said free board. So Bob road it and fell 36 times. Then he saw a school and a sign that said come in Bob. Bob was confused. Then he went inside and then he saw something...
There are 50 states and barely any of them have cool landmarks: Statue of Liberty, St. Louis Arch, Liberty Bell, Golden Gate Bridge, and the best of them all Mt. Rushmore! So there's only 5. +1 South Dakota. +5 for having the best land mark. +10 for having Crazy Horse. 16 points to 1, 1, 1, and 1 for the other states! So move to South Dakota! 
May the forth be with you!!!!!! It is Star Wars Day!!!!!!! If you know what that is. May = may forth = force. Star Wars in abc order: Anakin, Alderaan, A Wing, Boba Fett, C3P0, Darth Vader, Death Star, Emperor Palpatine, Ewoks, Fin, Gungan, Han Solo, Hoth, imperial guard, Jabba the Hut, Jar-jar Binks, Kylo Ren, Lando, Luke, Maul, Nerf herder, Obi Wan, Organa, Princess Leia, Queen Amidala, Rey, Star Destroyer, Tatooine, Tie fighter, universe, vulture droid, Wookie, X wing, Yoda, and Zabrak. 
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A New Hope is the 4th episode after Revenge of the Sith. Darth Vader captures princess Leia. Luke buys R2-D2 and C3-PO.R2-D2 runs a way to find Obi Wan. Luke looks for R2-D2. Later, they find Obi Wan, and then they go find Hon Solo. They go to the Death star they save Leia. 