Once upon a time, there was a guy named Bob. Bob was an inventor. Bob made a time machine. Bob set the time for December 24th, 3000. 5 minutes later he came out of the time machine, and he saw hover board. It said free board. So Bob road it and fell 36 times. Then he saw a school and a sign that said come in Bob. Bob was confused. Then he went inside and then he saw something...
There are 50 states and barely any of them have cool landmarks: Statue of Liberty, St. Louis Arch, Liberty Bell, Golden Gate Bridge, and the best of them all Mt. Rushmore! So there's only 5. +1 South Dakota. +5 for having the best land mark. +10 for having Crazy Horse. 16 points to 1, 1, 1, and 1 for the other states! So move to South Dakota! 
May the forth be with you!!!!!! It is Star Wars Day!!!!!!! If you know what that is. May = may forth = force. Star Wars in abc order: Anakin, Alderaan, A Wing, Boba Fett, C3P0, Darth Vader, Death Star, Emperor Palpatine, Ewoks, Fin, Gungan, Han Solo, Hoth, imperial guard, Jabba the Hut, Jar-jar Binks, Kylo Ren, Lando, Luke, Maul, Nerf herder, Obi Wan, Organa, Princess Leia, Queen Amidala, Rey, Star Destroyer, Tatooine, Tie fighter, universe, vulture droid, Wookie, X wing, Yoda, and Zabrak. 
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A New Hope is the 4th episode after Revenge of the Sith. Darth Vader captures princess Leia. Luke buys R2-D2 and C3-PO.R2-D2 runs a way to find Obi Wan. Luke looks for R2-D2. Later, they find Obi Wan, and then they go find Hon Solo. They go to the Death star they save Leia. 
Empire Strikes Back is the 5th episode after a New Hope. In the movie, Darth Vader finds the Jedi's base. People say it's the best Star Wars movie. Luke found out that Darth Vader is his father. Han Solo got frozen in carbonate. The Millennium Falcon is in this movie more than the others. There is no Death Star. The End 